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by Fuggsy » Thu Sep 27 2012 9:54am
Leo went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor checked his heart and blood pressure and frowned.
"You've got ten hours to live", he said.
"I demand a second opinion", said Leo, and rushed off to a heart specialist.
The heart specialist checked him out immediately and said, "Leo, you've got nine hours to live."
Leo jumped into his car and raced home to his wife.
"Darling", he said, "I have only eight hours to live."
"What do you want to do in your final hours, Leo?"
"I want to make love", said Leo.
So they jumped into bed.
During their post coital cigarette, Leo said, "I've got seven hours to live. Can we make love again?"
"Of course", said his loving wife.
After another hour, and another post coital cigarette, he said, "Darling, I have only six hours to live, Lets do it again."
"For Christ's sake, Leo", she said, "It's O.K. for you! You don't have to get up early in the morning."