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by Fuggsy » Tue Oct 23 2012 10:53am
A lawyer, suspecting his wife of having an affair, called his home one afternoon to check on her.
"I am Nicholson," the lawyer introduced himself to the other person who he believed to be the new maid his wife had taken in earlier in the morning.
"Can I speak to Mrs. Nicholson?"
"I'm afaid Mrs. Nicholson cannot come to the phone", she answered.
"Ah, you mean she has gone out?" asked the lawyer.
"No, as a matter of fact she is in the bedroom," she answered.
"I see, she must be sleeping?" the lawyer asked.
"No. The milkman is with her," she said. Enraged, the lawyer said, "I will pay you $10,000 if you can kill both of them. There should be no trouble at all but if there is any hitch, I will be able to defend you in court."
He then gave instructions for her to get the gun from the study and shoot his wife and the milkman. After a while he heard two gun shots over the phone.
"I have already killed both of them," he heard the frightened voice of the maid on the other side.
"Good! Now slowly drag the bodies into the swimming pool, " instructed the lawyer.
"What swimming pool?" enquired the maid.