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Over 18s jokes - 2012

Posted: Sun Jan 01 2012 12:42am
by HeadHunter
Apparently the buffet at Kim Jong Il's funeral was the dog's bollocks!

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Posted: Wed Jan 18 2012 7:13pm
by HeadHunter
I like my women like I like my Italian cruises.

Wet, wrecked, and ready to go down.

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Posted: Thu Feb 16 2012 12:00am
by kevinchess1
Knock Knock,
Knock Knock,
Knock Knock,
Knock Knock,
Hurry up Whitney I need the loo :?

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Posted: Sat Feb 18 2012 8:39am
by sanity clause
A woman walked in to the bar and asked the bartender for a Double Entendre.

So he gave her one.

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Posted: Sun Feb 19 2012 11:14am
by sanity clause
The Pope and a bishop are doing a crossword.
The Pope say's "a four letter word for a female ending with U.N.T..."
The bishop says ''aunt".
The pope say's "have you got any tippex?"

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Posted: Sun Feb 19 2012 11:36pm
by kevinchess1
5 letters
'Too egg on?

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Posted: Tue Feb 21 2012 11:00am
by sanity clause
A hooker takes a taxi, and when she gets to the destination she opens her legs and flashes her tw@t at the taxi driver and says, "I haven't got any cash on me, love. Do you think you could take the fair out of this."

The taxi driver says "Haven't you got anything smaller?"

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Posted: Wed Feb 22 2012 6:11pm
by sanity clause
My neighbour came around last night, claiming that my son had peed in the snow on his front lawn.

"How do you know it's him?" I asked

"He wrote his name."

"Well, just youthful high spirits. We were all young once!" I replied.

"Yes.... but it's in my daughter's handwriting!"

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Posted: Thu Feb 23 2012 10:18am
by sanity clause
The lead actor in our local gay pantomime 'Aladdin', was sexually assaulted on stage last night.



To be fair, the audience did try to warn him. . . . .

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Posted: Thu Feb 23 2012 12:24pm
by HeadHunter
My friend's girlfriend left him because of his helium fetish.

And to think he used to speak very highly of her!