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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Mon Oct 22 2018 6:36pm

AAAlphaThunder wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:
AAAlphaThunder wrote:Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
How did you guess my name?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
AAAlphaThunder
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
LOL. At least I can rely upon the pretty ladies to always open the door to me.
I've never heard psych nurses called that...... :think:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 22 2018 10:39pm

Where are my small onions? he asked nonshallotly
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 22 2018 11:07pm

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning.
Or possibly just a very hairy guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked. :thumbup:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Oct 23 2018 10:41pm

Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Oct 25 2018 11:13am

BEFORE you post anything, take 30 seconds to Google it
You're on the internet anyway so why not check it out before you make yourself seem ridiculous

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 27 2018 11:31pm

There's a new superhero, Aluminium Man
He goes around foiling crime.
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