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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Oct 09 2018 11:17pm
by Boro Boy
kevinchess1 wrote:From my hotel window I can see a Fish finger plant
Talk about a birds eye view
Fish Fingers... I didn't even know they had hands... :eh:

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Oct 09 2018 11:37pm
by macliam
Boro Boy wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:From my hotel window I can see a Fish finger plant
Talk about a birds eye view
Fish Fingers... I didn't even know they had hands... :eh:
Yep, the fish finger walked into a bar
but the barman said
"We don't serve food here...."

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Oct 15 2018 3:16pm
by kevinchess1
I think my favourite palindrome is the word “gullible”

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Oct 19 2018 10:44pm
by kevinchess1
I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Oct 19 2018 11:56pm
by macliam
kevinchess1 wrote:I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club.
never assume - it makes an ASS of U and ME. :shifty:

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Oct 21 2018 7:13pm
by BeautifulSunshine
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
How did you guess my name?

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Oct 21 2018 8:06pm
by kevinchess1
Good to hear that classic from the ‘Oggy book of howlers ‘ 1937

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Oct 22 2018 9:39am
by blythburgh
kevinchess1 wrote:Good to hear that classic from the ‘Oggy book of howlers ‘ 1937
He copied it from the AAAThunderfog joke book for children, 1905 edition

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Oct 22 2018 11:09am
by kevinchess1
AAAlphaThunder wrote:Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
How did you guess my name?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
AAAlphaThunder
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Oct 22 2018 6:03pm
by BeautifulSunshine
kevinchess1 wrote:
AAAlphaThunder wrote:Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
How did you guess my name?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
AAAlphaThunder
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
LOL. At least I can rely upon the pretty ladies to always open the door to me.