Imutalites Tales from the daft side

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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 12 2018 6:46pm

Boro Boy, phoning into Babestation
‘So, what are you wearing?’
‘Just a thong baby.’
‘Just a thong?’
‘Yes big boy.’
‘WHERE’s Your POPPY!’
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Post by Chadwick » Mon Nov 12 2018 8:21pm

kevinchess1 wrote:‘WHERE YOU POPPY!’
:wtf:
Eh?

Do you use voice dictation when you make your posts? In a noisy environment?

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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 02 2019 2:58pm

I don't know why everyone thinks makem is a loser :?:

He holds the record for the highest score ever attained on a police breathalyser.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 18 2019 11:38am

I am so V grateful to Chadwick for explaining the meaning of ‘Plethora ‘ to me
It means a lot
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 19 2019 1:19pm

Mrs Mackem ‘What’s your plans for Easter?’
Mackem ‘I gonna do a ‘Jesus.’ Disappear on Good Friday, presumed dead, and turn up alive and well on Easter Sunday!’
Mrs Mackem ‘ Well in that case I’m gonna emulate Mary, get pregnant with a baby that ain’t yours!’
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 08 2019 9:20pm

Chadwick crossed a Malamute with a Pointer and created a new breed called Moot Point.
I asked 'Why did you do that than?'
He replied 'Does it matter?'
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Post by blythburgh » Thu May 09 2019 10:25am

With thanks to The Goons compilation tv show 'im indoors was watching:

pabenny: what is that piece of paper with 8 on it for?

boro boy: it is what I use when someone asks me the time

pabenny: what if it is not 8 o'clock?

boro boy: I do not show them the piece of paper

pabenny: but how do you know when it is 8 o'clock?

boro boy: I ask my Mum what time it is

pabenny: but how does your Mum know what time it is?

boro boy: she has a piece of paper
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu May 09 2019 9:17pm

Boro Boy at the dentist
Dentist 'You need a crown,;
Boro Boy 'I KNOW right!'
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Post by blythburgh » Fri May 10 2019 10:11am

blythburgh wrote:
Thu May 09 2019 10:25am
With thanks to The Goons compilation tv show 'im indoors was watching:

pabenny: what is that piece of paper with 8 on it for?

boro boy: it is what I use when someone asks me the time

pabenny: what if it is not 8 o'clock?

boro boy: I do not show them the piece of paper

pabenny: but how do you know when it is 8 o'clock?

boro boy: I ask my Mum what time it is

pabenny: but how does your Mum know what time it is?

boro boy: she has a piece of paper
I was going to say macliam had a piece of paper but did not want to be accused of doing a Danny Baker ;)
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 07 2019 11:38pm

Luke has written a book about his sex life :shock:
It's a handbook :)
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