Mrs Mackem wakes up at 4.30 in the morning by some stumbling noise downstairs.
She tries to wake up mackem, but the other side of the bed is empty.
Rather scared she screams: “Who's that in our house?”
To her relief it turns out that the cause of the noise is not a burglar, but mackem.
The noise continues for quite some time and she shouts down “What the hell are you doing down there?”
mackem replies: “Oh nothing to worry about. I’m just trying to get a cask of beer up the stairs.”
She gets pretty fed up now and yells: “For the love of God, will you leave that down there.”
“I can’t”, mackem shouts back...........
“I drunk it.”