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Chadwick told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were both in the pub at the time.

kevinchess1 wrote:Chadwick told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were both in the pub at the time.

Oh, that's good. Took me more than a couple of reads to get it.

Chadwick wrote:

kevinchess1 wrote:Chadwick told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were both in the pub at the time.

Oh, that's good. Took me more than a couple of reads to get it.

That's ironic. Same here...

The grim reaper approaches macliam and says "I'm death"

Macliam says "I'll talk louder then"

Mackems says to my wife "All this sunshine has made me as brown."

"No, it hasn't." she replied, "You just haven't had a bath this year."

kevinchess1 wrote:Mackems says to my wife "All this sunshine has made me as brown."

"No, it hasn't." she replied, "You just haven't had a bath this year."

Actually I can't remember the last time I had a bath

blythburgh gave me a blindfold
I cant see myself wearing it

kevinchess1 wrote:The grim reaper approaches macliam and says "I'm death"

Macliam says "I'll talk louder then"

I used to work with a guy whose name was De'Ath..... and he had a PhD in physics.

Nobody really wanted his business card..........

WJ says to Thunderfog ' had a fantastic dream the other night.
There was a really, really big, huge parade celebrating you.
Hundred of thousands, perhaps millions, of happy people lined the parade route, and cheered and cheered when you went past. It was the biggest celebration ever seen. Really Huge!
Thundefog was very impressed and said, "That's really great! The best! By the way, how did I look?
WJ said "I couldn't tell. The casket was closed!"