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Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by richard@imutual » Mon Aug 13 2018 2:10pm

Got a good joke which doesn't quite fall into the clean category?

Post it below (nothing too offensive though please, forum rules still apply!)

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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 31 2018 11:53pm

“Faculty”.
Cockney for, “There’s no more PG Tips”
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Sep 08 2018 11:24am

Looks like Boris Johnson is about to learn the benefits of the singles market.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Sep 21 2018 10:29pm

Just brought some Nigel Farage condoms :shock:
Blooming things wont stay in :lol:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 23 2018 6:36pm

I can't stand people who moan about how bad they've got it. They should take a leaf out of my mate Brian's book.
He lost his voice and both his legs in a bad car accident last year.
But Does he make a song and dance about it?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Oct 09 2018 10:01pm

I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester yesterday.

He had a Wigan address.
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Post by macliam » Wed Oct 10 2018 12:52pm

How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

…it’s not hard............................
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Oct 10 2018 3:57pm

Last time I was on a nudist beach it was the hottest day of the year
I saw Dick Brown
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Oct 11 2018 3:22pm

You can say what you like about deaf people......
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Post by macliam » Thu Oct 11 2018 6:31pm

kevinchess1 wrote:You can say what you like about deaf people......
"This is the latest micro hearing aid - it's expensive, but really good. I can hear a pin drop..."
"What kind is it?"
"12:30" :shifty:
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