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by macliam » Tue Aug 18 2020 12:45pm
A couple drove to Tesco, but their car conked out as they entered the Car park.
"You go ahead and get the shopping", said the Husband, "I'll sort this out."
So the wife got what they needed and wheeled her trolley back to the car, to find a group of people around the bonnet. Then she noticed a pair of legs sticking out from under the engine, but the shorts weren't leaving anything to the imagination. Embarrassed, she bent down, put her hand up the shorts and tucked everything back into place.
Then she stood up and was surprised to see her husband standing there....
In the end, everything was OK. The car started first time, so there was no permanent damage. But the RAC mechanic needed three stitches in his forehead!
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me