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Just read in the paper that Peter Sutcliffe was cremated this weekend.
Apparently, it was a very private 'non-showy' funeral service to comply with his Jehovah's Witness beliefs.

I didn't know he was a Jehovah's Witness! That's put me right off him, that has.

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits!

I’ve never suffered from erectile dysfunction.
Touch wood.

Copied from my FB group:

Very old joke on Popbitch gossip site today. One can see the punchline coming from a mile off but here goes anyway. A streaker ran through church on Sunday.
The police chased him around the pews, through the sacristy and into the choir section where they caught him by the organ. I've added to it somewhat.

And that got this reply:

A streaker ran through the park passed 2 old ladies sat on a bench. One had a stroke, the other couldn't reach.

You've missed one
'I BLAME BREXIT From Jan1 until December 31, every year

What's the difference between Ryan Giggs and a Tesla
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year

Male bees die shortly after mating
Honey nut, cheerio

My todger was once in the Guinness's book of records
They threw me out of the library

(At the library) 'Excuse me, have you got that book about the homicidal clown who's in denial about his sexuality?'
'IT hasn't come out yet!'