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by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 15 2018 10:55pm
Reminds me of that joke ‘what’s the difference between a large pizza and Mackem?’
‘A large pizza can feed a family of four!’
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 17 2018 5:07pm
Thank you, student loans, for getting me through university.
I don’t think I can ever repay you.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 23 2018 2:55pm
I'm absolutely knackered from my French self-defence class last night.
I've never run so far in all my life.
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Jan 05 2019 9:00am
SON: I was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school today.
ME: What's that?
SON: It’s a big building with students, but that’s not important right now!
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by gle1975 » Sun Jan 06 2019 8:04pm
I made a Christmas cake using my Mother's icing recipe. To make it I used Massaucepan.
We had octopus for Christmas dinner - everyone got a leg.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 06 2019 10:37pm
I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs.
So far I've got 5,000 signatures.
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jan 16 2019 3:10pm
I was looking at the pencils in our local stationary store when I said to the owner,
"2b or not 2b?"
"Think your funny,?" he said to me, "get out, you're bard "
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jan 16 2019 9:39pm
Doesn’t time fly
Seems like only last month it was Christmas
And now it’s the end of May
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by im181984 » Sat Feb 09 2019 11:27pm
Lol good ones, let me try-
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