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by macliam » Sun Jun 09 2019 10:36pm
I asked Siobhan why she had a three-legged pig in her farmyard.
"Ahh, that pig..." she cooed, "d'ye know he saved young Mikey when he fell in the cesspit? Sure enough, just upped and jumped in after him and brought him to the side!!"
"That's amazing!,I said, "but...."
"Then, just last week, Padraig got his foot caught in the baler ..... and didn't yer pig shut off the motor before any damage was done!!"
"Wow," I said, "That's some story, but..."
"Then, Tuesday night the barn caught fire - and yer pig rushed about squealing and snorting until he had us all awake - and we managed to put it out"
"Incredible!", I said, "but how did he lose his leg?"
"Well now", said Siobhan, "With a pig that special, you can't eat him all at once!!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me