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by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 26 2019 9:47pm
Remember, before you judge someones system of measuring, walk 1.60934 kilometers in their shoes
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 26 2019 11:12pm
See-Through Hand Luggage?
Finally an idea I can get on board with.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 21 2019 10:44am
To make Easter easier - replace the t with an i
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by macliam » Sun Apr 21 2019 11:42am
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21 2019 10:44am
To make Easter easier - replace the t with an i
I can make it Faster at a stroke of the tip-ex.
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macliam on Sun Apr 21 2019 11:58am, edited 1 time in total.
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by Chadwick » Sun Apr 21 2019 11:47am
macliam wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21 2019 11:42am
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21 2019 10:44am
To make Easter easier - replace the t with an i
I can make if Faster at a stroke of the tip-ex.
And don't forget if you need to moisten your Easter Sunday roast, simply swap the E for B.
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by macliam » Sun Apr 21 2019 2:13pm
Chadwick wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21 2019 11:47am
macliam wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21 2019 11:42am
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21 2019 10:44am
To make Easter easier - replace the t with an i
I can make if Faster at a stroke of the tip-ex.
And don't forget if you need to moisten your Easter Sunday roast, simply swap the E for B.
Bastbr??
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by expressman33 » Wed Apr 24 2019 10:17am
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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by expressman33 » Wed Apr 24 2019 10:18am
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
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by expressman33 » Wed Apr 24 2019 5:28pm
Kev finally got rid of that annoying noise in his car , he opened the passenger seat door and pushed Idsis out
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