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Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Oct 29 2018 9:41am
by richard@imutual
Got a nice, clean joke? You know, the sort you can tell around the table at Christmas dinner without offending anyone?

Share it here with your fellow imutual members :)

(If they're not-so-clean, try here)

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Nov 03 2018 8:48pm
by kevinchess1
There are 12 days of Christmas
None of which are in
November!

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Nov 04 2018 9:11pm
by kevinchess1
Knock knock
Who’s there
Grandma
Quick stop the funeral

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Nov 04 2018 9:42pm
by kevinchess1
If anyone needs an ark
I Noah guy

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Nov 05 2018 3:00pm
by kevinchess1
Want to go see Bohemian Rhapsody at the cinema but I have a few questions.

Is it based on real life?
Or is it just fantasy?

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Nov 08 2018 7:45pm
by kevinchess1
I hopped on a bus today, after 5 mins the driver told me to sit down

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Nov 08 2018 7:51pm
by kevinchess1
The Spice Girls are going to play at The Stadium of Light and I, for one, fancy them to get a decent result against Sunderland.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Nov 09 2018 10:12pm
by kevinchess1
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills.

They were the darkest times of my life.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Nov 10 2018 11:24am
by kevinchess1
I've decided to become a vegan because I cant spell veterinarian

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Nov 12 2018 7:54am
by kevinchess1
I don't think I'm strong enough anymore for my job as a personal trainer

So I guess I'll hand in my too weak notice