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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:30 pm

Pep Guardiola decides to take the Man City squad away for a mini break
He pops into the Travel agent and ask him for recommendation
Travel agent says 'You can't beat the Canary's at this time of year :?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:00 pm

Ok, this message is for whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you!

You have my Word.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:59 am

That’s an EXCELlent joke
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:13 pm

To the low-life thief that just stole my trainers and hi-vis vest from the changing room:

You can run, but you can't hide.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:01 pm

Probably the same low life who stole me case of red Bull
How does he sleep at night?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:02 pm

Chadwick wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:13 pm
To the low-life thief that just stole my trainers and hi-vis vest from the changing room:

You can run, but you can't hide.

:lol:
BEST EVER JOKE in this thread
I mean Chadwick owns a pair of trainers :lol: :lol:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:48 pm

Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore…

But he did have a hand in it.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Sep 21, 2019 11:25 pm

Agoraphobia?

What's that when it's at home?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:09 pm

Be careful if posting Earthquakes jokes
You’re on shaky ground
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:42 pm

If my mum knew how much I spent on her funeral
She be spinning in her ditch
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