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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Sep 16 2019 3:30pm
by kevinchess1
Pep Guardiola decides to take the Man City squad away for a mini break
He pops into the Travel agent and ask him for recommendation
Travel agent says 'You can't beat the Canary's at this time of year
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Sep 16 2019 11:00pm
by expressman33
Ok, this message is for whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you!
You have my Word.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Sep 17 2019 6:59am
by kevinchess1
That’s an EXCELlent joke
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Sep 18 2019 2:13pm
by Chadwick
To the low-life thief that just stole my trainers and hi-vis vest from the changing room:
You can run, but you can't hide.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Sep 18 2019 3:01pm
by kevinchess1
Probably the same low life who stole me case of red Bull
How does he sleep at night?
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Sep 18 2019 3:02pm
by kevinchess1
Chadwick wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18 2019 2:13pm
To the low-life thief that just stole my trainers and hi-vis vest from the changing room:
You can run, but you can't hide.
BEST EVER JOKE in this thread
I mean Chadwick owns a pair of trainers
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Sep 18 2019 3:48pm
by kevinchess1
Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore…
But he did have a hand in it.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Sep 21 2019 11:25pm
by kevinchess1
Agoraphobia?
What's that when it's at home?
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Sep 22 2019 2:09pm
by kevinchess1
Be careful if posting Earthquakes jokes
You’re on shaky ground
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Sep 22 2019 9:42pm
by kevinchess1
If my mum knew how much I spent on her funeral
She be spinning in her ditch