Christmas JOkes

The light-hearted side of life
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 21 2018 9:27pm

Brought a Microsoft advent calendar
Open more than 2 windows and it shuts them all
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 21 2018 9:28pm

Just seen Dasher and Dancer on eBay

Too dear
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 22 2018 9:59am

Mary and Joseph..

Now there's a stable relationship.
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 22 2018 11:13am

A quick warning if you’re doing your Christmas shopping - Jacob’s Crackers are rubbish, there’s no bang, no joke and no party hat.
Avoid.
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 25 2018 4:19am

He's making a list,

He's checking it twice,

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.


Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 25 2018 8:11pm

I love this day, being able to drink at a socially unacceptable time.
It's the one day a year where I know what it's like to be a regular in Wetherspoon's!
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 25 2018 8:12pm

After I've half an hour trying to wrap one of theIDSIS' Christmas presents.

And decided the carrier bags look good enough.
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