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expressman33
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by expressman33 » Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:35 pm
Man - " And that field over there is where your great grandad Shergar is buried"
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expressman33
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by expressman33 » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:58 pm
"And the psychiatrist said it will help me if I sit in a field and have a chat with a horse"
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kevinchess1
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:38 pm
Horse 'I'd be a unicorn if I had a point.'
Politically incorrect since 69
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Beachboy
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by Beachboy » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:46 pm
Man sighs and says: 'Sitting down again I see, you're a one trick pony!!'
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Fuggsy
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by Fuggsy » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:10 am
Does my bum look big in this?
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:39 am
I need a new hat for the big race
Derby?
No i was thinking more of a straw boater
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Sarah
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by Sarah » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:52 am
"Stop horsing around, we've got work to do!"
"Not until you take back what you said about my mother's hat."
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sanity clause
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by sanity clause » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:03 am
So, what have we got on next week, Roger?
Is it Puss in Boots or Jack and the Bean Stalk?
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Boro Boy
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by Boro Boy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:11 am
It doesn't matter what I say to you horse, you have to realise that there is no way I am going to win this competition...
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