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by gle1975 » Sun Mar 22 2020 2:04pm
Yesterday I suggested to my Irish neighbour that he should use a sponge instead of toilet paper. Today I saw him in Tesco with 20 Victoria sponge cakes in his trolly.
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by macliam » Sun Mar 22 2020 2:11pm
gle1975 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22 2020 2:04pm
Yesterday I suggested to my Irish neighbour that he should use a sponge instead of toilet paper. Today I saw him in Tesco with 20 Victoria sponge cakes in his trolly.
..... at least they won't block the sewers. My English neighbour saw that the water company was warning againt the use of kitchen roll insted of toilet paper because it doesn't break down. He decided to use serviettes instead.....
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Sun Mar 22 2020 4:42pm
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Sun Mar 22 2020 11:48pm
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by blythburgh » Mon Mar 23 2020 11:01am
Sandra went online and read we should stay 2M away for people. She said to her husband, "John can you please to to shop and get some M and M's so we obey that rule"
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler
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by Chadwick » Tue Mar 24 2020 10:54am
Boris Johnson: You can go for a walk only once a day.
The Proclaimers: Challenge accepted...
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by Chadwick » Tue Mar 24 2020 11:14am
...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...
The DFS sale has ended!
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by macliam » Wed Mar 25 2020 1:24am
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 25 2020 9:26am
macliam wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22 2020 2:11pm
He decided to use serviettes instead.....
Finally
That big wedge, jam in my glove box, will fulfil it's destiny
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