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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Nov 29 2019 6:13pm

I always knock on the fridge before I open it

Just incase theres a salad dressing
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 01 2019 10:29pm

Rate our Solar system?

1 star
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 02 2019 6:41pm

My teenage daughter has 'Asda eyes :shock:

They roll back
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 04 2019 8:30pm

Charles Dickens at the bar 'Martinin please barman'
Barman replies 'Olive or twist?'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 07 2019 11:18pm

I got the words 'Jacuzzi' and Yakuza' confused :?
i'm now in hot water with the Japanese mafia :(
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 09 2019 8:56am

Went to a Rambler’s meeting last night
They didn’t half go on
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 09 2019 7:46pm

Q. How many Remainers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None they'd rather stay in the dark and say everything fine and actually, they prefer it that way.
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Post by macliam » Mon Dec 09 2019 7:55pm

Q. How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me

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Post by rayf » Tue Dec 10 2019 10:31am

My wife has been having injections in her eyes all year. The good news is that next year she will be able to see much better. She'll have 2020 vision🤔

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Post by expressman33 » Mon Dec 16 2019 3:41pm

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