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by kevinchess1 » Sun May 10 2020 11:46am
My only ambition in life is to set myself more goals.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon May 11 2020 10:27pm
Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland stay at home and England are out.
Sounds more like the World Cup Finals.
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by expressman33 » Tue May 12 2020 7:26pm
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.... I think it’s BP...
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by expressman33 » Wed May 13 2020 2:10pm
If anyone is interested I’ve just met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in our local park...
She sells C cells by the seesaw
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by xxxraichxxx » Sun May 17 2020 10:27am
My Grandad always lived in poverty and only ever owned one black suit, he always used to tell my Mum that when he died he would like to be buried in a ‘blue suit’
Of course money was tight so that was never going to happen, anyway when he did finally pass away and he was resting in the funeral parlour wearing his ‘black suit’ my Mum told the funeral director the sad story about Grandad only having a black suit and always wanting to be buried in a ‘ blue suit’.
Two days later when my Mum went back to close the coffin she saw my Grandad laying there in a ‘blue suit’ of course she burst into tears at this miracle and asked the funeral director‘what’s going on?’
‘Well’ he said ‘not long after you left we had another old boy come in who only ever owned a ’blue suit’ and he had always wanted to be buried in a ’black suit’ so...
I JUST SWAPPED THEIR HEADS OVER!
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