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by macliam » Sun Nov 03 2019 11:39am
"I'm sorry, but you're duck is dead", said the vet
"But you haven't even done any tests!", she complained.
So the vet opened a cage in the corner and brought over a labrador, which sniffed the duck and then looked at vet and shook its head.
Then the vet brought a Siamese from another cage and again it sniffed the duck and shook its head.
"There you are," said the vet, "Confirmation that your duck is no longer alive. That'll be £85 please"
"How much?!!" said the woman, "That seems a bit steep just to confirm that Donald is dead!"
"Well,", said the vet, "Had you taken my word for it, the cost would have been £25"
"But with the Lab report and the Cat scan, it comes to £85!!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me