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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 18 2019 3:46pm

Facebook asks what I'm thinking.
Twitter asks what I'm doing.
Google asks where I am.
The internet has turned into my girlfriend :(
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 18 2019 11:42pm

Lost me job for stealing pens

All the animals escaped
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 19 2019 3:34pm

Trump ‘STOP CALLING ME ORANGE!’
#Impeach
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Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Dec 20 2019 6:24pm

What do you call a bear with no ear?

B
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Post by xxxraichxxx » Fri Dec 20 2019 6:24pm

What do you give a bird thats sick?

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Post by expressman33 » Wed Dec 25 2019 10:38am

Due to someone dropping out, is there anyone who may be interested in joining five of us for a free helicopter flight next Saturday? The flight plan (that has already been filed and authorised) sees us taking off from Cambridge at 7:30 am and flying direct to Cardiff where we will have breakfast and an hour of shopping.
We then head to Dublin to enjoy a tour of the Guinness Brewery, followed by a complimentary lunch and a Guinness or two. Later that afternoon we head down to London, where we check in to a 4 Star hotel, and everyone has a couple of hours free before meeting for dinner in a top restaurant.

After a good night's rest, we depart London City airport the following morning and arrive back at Cambridge at 11am.

If you are interested, please PM me ASAP - especially if you own a helicopter, as that is the only thing I'm missing at the moment. ;) ;)
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 25 2019 10:56am

xxxraichxxx wrote:
Fri Dec 20 2019 6:24pm
What do you call a bear with no ear?

B
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 26 2019 4:30am

Q. What do you call a donkey with a missing leg?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 27 2019 11:04pm

They tried to tell me that stealing was wrong
But I’m not buying it
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Sat Dec 28 2019 7:26pm

Hello everyone and welcome to the plastic surgery anonymous group . . . I see there are a lot of new faces here tonight !

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