Clean jokes - post 'em here

[macliam]

Noilly Prat

[kevinchess1]

Don't worry kids, Santa won't get infected.

he's Elf isolating
.

[kevinchess1]

IDSIS went to investigate the exploitation of children in Malaysia sweat shops
And all I got was a lousy T shirt.

[kevinchess1]

Wonder why there’s no cases of Covid death in the Artic?

Because they’re Ice olating

[expressman33]

During the lockdown I've been making yachts in my loft. Sales are going through the roof .

[macliam]

My shares in diving suits have never been so low....

[expressman33]

I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.

l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.

[macliam]

I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.

l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.

Do you think that idea could take off?

[Sarah]

[kevinchess1]

STAY HOME!
PROTECT THE NHS!!
SAVE LIVES!!!

Wise words for Tory voters at the next election