Simon, Pierre and Padraig were at the bar, talking about their families.
"My son was born on St George's Day," said Simon, "So, obviously, we decided to call him George."
"'Ow fascinating," said Pierre "My boy was born on Valentine's Day, so called him Valentine."
"Jeez, that's pure crazy!" said Padraig, putting down his Guinness, "Exactly the same thing happened with my lad Pancake!!!"
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me