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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Mar 22 2020 2:04pm
by gle1975
Yesterday I suggested to my Irish neighbour that he should use a sponge instead of toilet paper. Today I saw him in Tesco with 20 Victoria sponge cakes in his trolly.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Mar 22 2020 2:11pm
by macliam
gle1975 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22 2020 2:04pm
Yesterday I suggested to my Irish neighbour that he should use a sponge instead of toilet paper. Today I saw him in Tesco with 20 Victoria sponge cakes in his trolly.
..... at least they won't block the sewers. My English neighbour saw that the water company was warning againt the use of kitchen roll insted of toilet paper because it doesn't break down. He decided to use serviettes instead.....
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Mar 22 2020 4:42pm
by macliam
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Mar 22 2020 11:48pm
by macliam
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Mar 23 2020 11:01am
by blythburgh
Sandra went online and read we should stay 2M away for people. She said to her husband, "John can you please to to shop and get some M and M's so we obey that rule"
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Mar 24 2020 10:54am
by Chadwick
Boris Johnson: You can go for a walk only once a day.
The Proclaimers: Challenge accepted...
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Mar 24 2020 11:14am
by Chadwick
...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...
The DFS sale has ended!
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Mar 25 2020 1:24am
by macliam
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Mar 25 2020 9:26am
by kevinchess1
macliam wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22 2020 2:11pm
He decided to use serviettes instead.....
Finally
That big wedge, jam in my glove box, will fulfil it's destiny
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Mar 25 2020 10:09am
by sanity clause
I'm self oscillating now, but I have a bad vibe about all of this.
