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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Apr 12 2020 11:24am
by macliam
Noilly Prat

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Apr 12 2020 10:24pm
by kevinchess1
Don't worry kids, Santa won't get infected.

he's Elf isolating :lol:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Wed Apr 15 2020 1:31am
by kevinchess1
IDSIS went to investigate the exploitation of children in Malaysia sweat shops
And all I got was a lousy T shirt.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Wed Apr 15 2020 1:32am
by kevinchess1
Wonder why there’s no cases of Covid death in the Artic?

Because they’re Ice olating

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Apr 16 2020 1:52pm
by expressman33
During the lockdown I've been making yachts in my loft. Sales are going through the roof .

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Apr 16 2020 3:05pm
by macliam
My shares in diving suits have never been so low....

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Apr 16 2020 11:04pm
by expressman33
I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.

l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Fri Apr 17 2020 1:10am
by macliam
expressman33 wrote:
Thu Apr 16 2020 11:04pm
I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.

l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.
Do you think that idea could take off?

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Apr 18 2020 6:20pm
by Sarah
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Apr 18 2020 11:57pm
by kevinchess1
STAY HOME!
PROTECT THE NHS!!
SAVE LIVES!!!

Wise words for Tory voters at the next election :?