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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Nov 18 2019 3:37pm
by expressman33
Shop assistant: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small.
Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?
Psychic: I'm a medium

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Nov 19 2019 6:00pm
by xxxraichxxx
What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?

Piiig

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Nov 19 2019 6:02pm
by xxxraichxxx
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.
Hes a web designer

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Nov 19 2019 6:02pm
by xxxraichxxx
''Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?''

No sun

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Nov 19 2019 9:42pm
by kevinchess1
xxxraichxxx wrote:
Tue Nov 19 2019 6:02pm
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.
Hes a web designer
Is it true your dads nickname is ‘Spider-Man?’

Because he can’t get out of the bath!

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Nov 19 2019 10:25pm
by kevinchess1
I take about 10 minutes to write a post

Read and reread it 15 times

Then I hit ‘Sumbit’

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Nov 23 2019 9:40pm
by kevinchess1
That Mona Lisa was a plain looking woman, certainly no oil painting

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Nov 24 2019 3:33pm
by kevinchess1
oLD STLYE GIRLS NAMES ARE BACK IN FASHION, jOAN, rOSE AND eLSIE SO WE DECIDED TO give my daughter one. We're calling her 'Nan'
She'll grow into it

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Nov 25 2019 5:23pm
by kevinchess1
My wife told me she's loving me because I don't listen to her properly. :?:

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Tue Nov 26 2019 10:22pm
by kevinchess1
‘Wheeeeen the moon hits your eye
At 3:45
That’s November.’ :o