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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 16 2019 10:30pm
Does anyone know how long a turkey supposed to last in the freezer?
Cause I put mine in yesterday and it’s already dead!
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 18 2019 5:25am
As it’s Christmas, I took the family to Lapland
It was good because they don’t usually let children into those type of places
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 21 2019 7:14am
IDSIS has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint...
Got her a magazine rack for Christmas!
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 21 2019 10:13pm
I'm off to my works Christmas do at the urology department.
It's bring a bottle.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 23 2019 8:41pm
Taichung ‘Can you buy me some toilet rolls when you’re at the shops?’
Expresso ‘Can’t you wait until you’ve opened your Christmas presents?’
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 24 2019 9:17am
Ah bless him
Chadwick brought me a present to show me the true meaning of Christmas
A dictionary
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by Chadwick » Tue Dec 24 2019 1:23pm
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02 2019 5:12pm
You all know how this works
I'll start with the traditional
Q. How does Good King Wencelas like his pizza
(Chadwick that's your cue
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Deep pan, crisp and even!
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 24 2019 9:00pm
'Happy Christmas Nige, here's your knighthood.'
'Thanks Boris.'
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 24 2019 10:45pm
Q. How does Fathers Christmas keep his hands clean?
A. Santasizer
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 24 2019 11:48pm
Forget the past, you can’t change it
Forget the future, you can’t predict it
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one
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