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You all know how this works
I'll start with the traditional
Q. How does Good King Wencelas like his pizza

(Chadwick that's your cue )

He's making a list,

He's checking it twice,

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.


Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

kevinchess1 wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 02 2019 8:00pm

He's making a list,

He's checking it twice,

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.


Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

Actually, as I'm sure Boro Boy could tell you, that regulation failed to achieve quorum due to foot and mouth preventing the Latvian elk post from delivering the required notice. Despite an appeal for more time by Estonia, the Baltic states were unable to agree a proxy and the process timed out during the annual transfer of ex-Soviet tractors between Riga and Tallinn.

And into Mary a child was born.
He was surrounded by Sheperds, wise men, cattle , Lattes and cookies.
It was a Pret a Manger

Just brought an Advent calender from Jehovah's Witness
Behind every door some tell you to 'Get lost!'

Im that skint ive just opened the door on my advent calendar and a baliff was stood there

kevinchess1 wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 03 2019 3:36pm

Just brought an Advent calender from Jehovah's Witness
Behind every door some tell you to 'Get lost!'

That's the most polite version of that joke I've ever heard!

Cant see advent calenders being about muched longer
Their days are numbered

You know the most popular wine at Christmas?

‘I hope you’ve got the receipt!’

If you know anyone who is spending Christmas Day alone, can you let me know.
I need to borrow some chairs