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Post by Sarah » Mon Jan 04 2021 10:11am

It's an obvious workaround but I feel the "old person" was being somewhat petty and belligerent (asking for more than necessary to achieve what they needed to do) rather than "moral" in this story.

Have you sent it to DHOTYA? :mrgreen:

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Post by Chadwick » Mon Jan 04 2021 5:07pm

Sarah wrote:
Mon Jan 04 2021 10:11am
It's an obvious workaround but I feel the "old person" was being somewhat petty and belligerent (asking for more than necessary to achieve what they needed to do) rather than "moral" in this story.

Have you sent it to DHOTYA? :mrgreen:
It was also a joke...
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 04 2021 6:49pm

There's a clue in the thread tittle
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 04 2021 11:57pm

If lockdowns were worth 1 point each
Then we’d have one more point than Sheffield UTD
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 04 2021 11:59pm

Me: "Alexa, what's the weather like this weekend?"

Alexa: "Doesn't matter mate, you're going nowhere!"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 10 2021 7:48am

‘You’ve got a lovely church vicar.’
‘It’s Norman.’
‘Sorry, you’ve got a lovely church Norman.’
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 11 2021 9:38am

I am so grateful to Chadwick for explaining ‘Bargain’ to me.
Means a great deal.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jan 14 2021 10:06am

My plan to only steal low calorie yogurts from the supermarket, is taking shape. :thumbup:
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Post by pakefield » Thu Jan 14 2021 10:36am

kevinchess1 wrote:
Sun Jan 10 2021 7:48am
‘You’ve got a lovely church vicar.’
‘It’s Norman.’
‘Sorry, you’ve got a lovely church Norman.’
Remiinds me of "The Boys From the Black Stuff". "I am desperate," Father says the character to the priest. "Call me Dan" says the priest. "I am desperate, Dan" which I always hear as "I am Desperate Dan"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jan 15 2021 10:18am

I'm taking a criminology class on cannibalism :shock:

It's a Hannibal lecture :lol:
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