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Are you sure they want to be in a group with Sneezy?

kevinchess1 wrote: ↑

Sun May 31 2020 12:12pm

Are you sure they want to be in a group with Sneezy?

That's just Dopey, but at least they have a Doc.......

Why does Arial wear seashells?

Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

When I was young I said to my dad Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
His reply was yes we are son...

I tried to get the coffee maker to do me an expresso this morning,
But she was still in bed

kevinchess1 wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 03 2020 12:02pm

I tried to get the coffee maker to do me an expresso this morning,
But she was still in bed

Did expresso know?

Just been for a job interview , one question was "can I perform under pressure".....I said "no but I’m good at Bohemian Rhapsody...."

BE CAREFUL IF YOU GO TO BLACKPOOL.....

I witnessed some totally disgusting behavior on the beach at Blackpool yesterday.
A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them. The police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke, but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.
Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages, as the man shouted 'Thats the way to do it'.....

I just phoned B&Q to check if they were busy. When I asked how big their queue is, the assistant replied “The one above the front door is about 15 feet high”

Yesterday my wife and I watched three movies back to back..........
Luckily I was the one facing the TV......