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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Jun 27 2020 10:26pm
by macliam
They're selling glass coffins on Amazon.
Will they be popular?.... Remains to be seen.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Jun 29 2020 7:54pm
by macliam
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Jul 02 2020 10:39am
by expressman33
This will be the first year we won't be going to Hawaii because of Covid 19
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Normally we don't go because we can't afford it
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Jul 02 2020 1:40pm
by expressman33
I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, “Can you describe the symptoms?” I replied, "Sure..."
“They’re yellow, Homer’s fat and Marge has blue hair.”
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Jul 02 2020 1:42pm
by expressman33
One lovely day, two tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Jul 02 2020 1:49pm
by Richard Frost
expressman33 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02 2020 1:42pm
One lovely day, two tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
There is no Burger King at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch the nearest is Bangor.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Jul 02 2020 3:03pm
by kevinchess1
The fact you took time to google that is funnier than the joke.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Jul 02 2020 3:05pm
by Richard Frost
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02 2020 3:03pm
The fact you took time to google that is funnier than the joke.
I used Bing,
other search engines are available.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Jul 02 2020 6:11pm
by Chadwick
kevinchess1 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02 2020 3:03pm
The fact you took time to google that is funnier than the joke.
I absolutely wasn't about to do just that.
There's a cafe opposite the station, from memory.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Jul 04 2020 3:26pm
by macliam
Patient "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
Doctor "Well you can't say fairer than that then"