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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Jul 04 2020 3:28pm
by macliam
Patient "Doctor, I've hurt my leg in several places"
Doctor "Well, don't go there then...."
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Jul 04 2020 3:33pm
by macliam
Patient "Doctor, I keep singing Delilah"
Doctor "Sounds like Tom Jones syndrome"
Patient "Is that common?"
Doctor "It's not unusual......"
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Jul 04 2020 11:41pm
by kevinchess1
People are always gob-smacked when I punch them in the jaw.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Jul 05 2020 6:55pm
by kevinchess1
Stocky 'Do you remember all those swinging parties we went to in the 70's?'
blythburgh REMEmBER THEM. I've still got the Tupperware!'
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Jul 06 2020 11:56pm
by kevinchess1
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Jul 09 2020 12:01pm
by kevinchess1
The amount of money a westerner spends on food, in a week, would feed a 3rd world person for a year
This is outrageous
I mean. clearly, we are all being overcharged
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Jul 10 2020 12:28pm
by kevinchess1
I'm happy to cross the I's
But Crossing the T's is where I draw a line
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Jul 10 2020 12:30pm
by kevinchess1
Sunderland FC and Norwich FC Football to admit fans to games after government allows small groups of people to meet indoors.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Jul 17 2020 4:01pm
by macliam
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Jul 17 2020 4:17pm
by kevinchess1
The acting profession are fearful that some theatres may never open again after lockdown.
Why do they have to make a song and dance about everything?.