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Post by macliam » Fri Jul 23 2021 10:47am

The Somali Olympics Team has just apologsied to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting are 2 separate events.............
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Post by macliam » Fri Jul 23 2021 10:54am

Olympic fencing is pointless.
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Post by blythburgh » Sat Aug 07 2021 9:13am

My FB group has been so angry with Swagbucks they have started swearing:

I have a terrible swearing problem when I get narky. My doctor has diagnosed it as Irritable Vowel Syndrome

I only swear when it slips out. I say '^******£$%^&&*** it's slipped out again'

I joined the Tourettes Society last week. It only took a minute to swear me in. My missus tested negative for Tourettes recently. So, she really does think I'm a b*ll*cks and wants me to f*ck off.
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Post by gle1975 » Tue Aug 17 2021 9:54am

I went to a restaurant for crocodiles last night. It cost me an arm and a leg!
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Post by blythburgh » Wed Aug 18 2021 9:40am

This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.
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Post by macliam » Fri Aug 20 2021 3:08pm

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Post by macliam » Fri Aug 20 2021 3:52pm

blythburgh wrote:
Wed Aug 18 2021 9:40am
This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.
Kev tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream...

What a DissapOintment........
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Post by gle1975 » Sat Aug 21 2021 9:03am

blythburgh wrote:
Wed Aug 18 2021 9:40am
This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.
Do you know any of his social media accounts? Maybe you could message him to see if he is ok?
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Post by macliam » Sat Aug 21 2021 10:14am

gle1975 wrote:
Sat Aug 21 2021 9:03am
blythburgh wrote:
Wed Aug 18 2021 9:40am
This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.
Do you know any of his social media accounts? Maybe you could message him to see if he is ok?
It's a month since his last post here......

Google suggests he is on Twitter as kevinchess1, but not recently.

I don't use Twitter or Faceslap, so can't help more.....
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by blythburgh » Sun Aug 22 2021 7:53am

gle1975 wrote:
Sat Aug 21 2021 9:03am
blythburgh wrote:
Wed Aug 18 2021 9:40am
This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.
Do you know any of his social media accounts? Maybe you could message him to see if he is ok?
Nope, only know Kev here
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