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Richard Frost · Post by **Richard Frost** » Fri Dec 03 2021 6:44pm

Sarah wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 03 2021 6:34pm

We wish it were true!!

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sat Dec 04 2021 12:32am

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sat Dec 04 2021 12:33am

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sat Dec 04 2021 2:15pm

Missile Toad

.... as in "Kismet under the Missile Toad"

gle1975 · Post by **gle1975** » Tue Dec 07 2021 9:48am

I watched the new Marvel film yesterday - Aluminium Man. It is about a superhero who foils crime.

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Tue Dec 07 2021 10:37am

gle1975 wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 07 2021 9:48am
I watched the new Marvel film yesterday - Aluminium Man. It is about a superhero who foils crime.

with his sidekick "Clingfilm Boy". Between them they wrap up crime, but one's more clear about it!

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Tue Dec 07 2021 10:08pm

sanity clause · Post by **sanity clause** » Wed Dec 08 2021 9:43am

I’ve just been to the shops to get some milk. A couple of young lads stopped me in the street, and offered me a fiver to get them a pack of 10 Richmond.

The Co-op was only selling them in packs of 8, though, so I bought those. When I handed them over outside, I got called me every name under the sun.

I told the ungrateful little buggars to buy their own sausages next time.

Sarah · Post by **Sarah** » Sat Dec 18 2021 1:31am

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In these difficult times, spare a thought for the parody accounts...

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