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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 03 2021 6:51pm

I got sacked for turning up late, on my first day at work, on the Waltzers. :(

Anyway, I'm suing for funfair dismissal. :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 03 2021 6:52pm

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into Pontins....Oh...wait
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Wed Mar 03 2021 10:34pm

Someone has removed the 5th month from my calendar.

I'm dismayed.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 04 2021 12:13am

Chadwick wrote:
Wed Mar 03 2021 10:34pm
Someone has removed the 5th month from my calendar.

I'm dismayed.
I used to work in a calendar factory
Got sacked for taking days off.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Thu Mar 04 2021 1:53pm

nothing in the English language starts with an N and ends with a G
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by pakefield » Thu Mar 04 2021 2:42pm

expressman33 wrote:
Thu Mar 04 2021 1:53pm
nothing in the English language starts with an N and ends with a G
Noggin the Nog

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Sarah » Thu Mar 04 2021 2:44pm

I think the correct response is something like "Yes it does"!
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Post by macliam » Fri Mar 05 2021 12:40am

Sarah wrote:
Thu Mar 04 2021 2:44pm
I think the correct response is something like "Yes it does"!
Reminds me of the old poser - how many Ducks have 4 feet?
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me

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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Mar 05 2021 10:57am

I told my dad I couldn't believe I'd failed my biology exam. :(
He said , I'm your mum. :shock:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 07 2021 2:03pm

macliam 'I'd like to book a holiday please.'
Pontins 'I need your name first.'
macliam 'Oh really.'
Pontins 'Sorry Mr O'Reilly, we're all booked up.'
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