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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 08 2021 11:11am

Emily Muskett has become the first British weightlifter to claim European gold for 26 years by winning the women's 71kg division in Moscow.
She won a gold for Britain. Certainly was a big weight off her shoulders.
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Post by Sarah » Fri Apr 23 2021 9:41am

Hayley Stevens wrote:I've just been contacted by someone who claims to have a haunted sofa. I think it's fair to say they have an upholstergeist.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 26 2021 9:12am

The bloke who scanned my items at the supermarket was rude, unhelpful and smelled like he'd been drinking. :(

That's the last time I use the self checkout. :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 29 2021 9:27am

Welcome to the 'Micromanagement Club
The first rule of micromanager club is....here, I'll just show you :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 29 2021 3:26pm

There was a young man
From Cork who got Limericks
And Haikus confused
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue May 11 2021 3:30pm

I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck
I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 12 2021 2:48pm

Expresso 'Your liver is probably no bigger/better than a shrivel pickled walnut :!:
The constant binge drinking IS going to KILL YOU :!: You have to give up drinking NOW :!:
mackem 'Yeah...you always say that when it's your round :lol:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon May 24 2021 10:36am

I once asked a psychic if I would ever be arrested by the police and she said “no”..
so I ran off with all her money. :thumbup:
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