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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Thu Nov 11 2021 3:19pm

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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Post by expressman33 » Thu Nov 11 2021 3:19pm

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Thu Nov 11 2021 7:01pm

Some men don’t wear their wedding ring because it cuts off circulation.

But then, that's the point of it.....
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Post by macliam » Thu Nov 11 2021 7:04pm

If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating?
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Post by macliam » Thu Nov 11 2021 7:07pm

What do you call a queue of rabbits, all hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.
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