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by macliam » Wed Sep 22 2021 10:43pm
If you take the p out of a pirate, it will make him very angry....
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by macliam » Wed Sep 22 2021 10:45pm
In democracy, your vote counts.
In feudalism, your count votes.
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by macliam » Fri Sep 24 2021 12:05am
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.
I see a lot of new faces here tonight.
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by macliam » Fri Sep 24 2021 12:07am
After Johnny drowned, all his mates came to the funeral wearing life jackets.
Well, it's what he would've wanted.
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by macliam » Fri Sep 24 2021 12:09am
My Dad used to say "Always fight fire with fire."
That might explain why he was thrown out of the Fire Brigade.
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by macliam » Fri Sep 24 2021 10:12pm
My Doctor told me I might be going deaf, but I haven't heard anything since.
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by macliam » Fri Sep 24 2021 10:13pm
Like other countries, Finland has just closed it borders.
Now nobody can cross the Finnish line.
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by macliam » Fri Sep 24 2021 10:15pm
I though I had married Mrs. Right.
However, I didn't know her first name was "Always".
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by macliam » Sun Sep 26 2021 6:10pm
What's red and bad for your teeth?
............a brick.
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by macliam » Sun Sep 26 2021 6:12pm
I went to buy a new mattress.
The salesman was quite pushy, but I said I'd sleep on it...
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