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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Oct 05 2021 10:03pm
by macliam
I love the way the Earth rotates - it makes my day.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Oct 05 2021 10:05pm
by macliam
Chinese takeaway - £18.50.
Petrol to get there - £1.85.
Realizing you forgot one of the containers - riceless...
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Oct 07 2021 2:26pm
by macliam
A priest, an Imam and a rabbit walked into a bar......
The rabbit said "I think I might be a typo..............."
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Oct 07 2021 2:28pm
by macliam
Bono and The Edge walked into the same bar.
The barman said "Jeez. not U2 again!!"
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Oct 07 2021 2:32pm
by macliam
A barman said "We don’t serve your type in here."
Then a time traveler walked into the bar.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Oct 07 2021 6:08pm
by markat
I met a beautiful girl at a European pop music event.
I told her "you're a vision".
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Oct 08 2021 11:17am
by macliam
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Oct 09 2021 8:22pm
by macliam
This is the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive.
He will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Oct 09 2021 8:29pm
by macliam
I keep dreaming I'm a horse....
Five nights on the trot.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Oct 09 2021 8:33pm
by macliam
If you're worried about your smartphone spying on you, your hoover has been gathering dirt for years!