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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Mon Mar 30 2020 11:24am
by blythburgh
I know I always wanted to be PM but I did not realise how much work it entailed
Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Mon Mar 30 2020 12:20pm
by expressman33
"No - you can't share my drink"
Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Mon Mar 30 2020 12:22pm
by expressman33
"You should use a proper barbers instead of your nail clippers"
Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Mon Mar 30 2020 12:25pm
by expressman33
"It's not all bad news Boris , when this is over you've been offered a part in Aladdin at the Bradford Alhambra with Jim Davidson and Lee Hurst"
Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Mon Mar 30 2020 10:44pm
by expressman33
Boris - "I'm self isolating - this is my bed for the night"
Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Tue Mar 31 2020 7:34am
by blythburgh
I am sorry I asked, it is just a normal reaction to ask a pretty woman to go to bed with me
Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Tue Mar 31 2020 7:34am
by blythburgh
No, if I tell you the name of my barber he will not cut my hair in the future and he is the only one who gets it right
Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Tue Mar 31 2020 7:35am
by blythburgh
Yes, her Majesty told me off for having a bit of dinner attached to my suit
Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Wed Apr 01 2020 7:11pm
by macliam
I am NOT a liar...... sometimes the truth just disagrees.
Like that time I captained the England Rugger team to beat New Zealand.....
Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Apr) + last week's winner
Posted: Wed Apr 01 2020 7:12pm
by macliam
Listen Boris, I don't care what kind of virus it is, you're sleeping on your own from now on!!