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Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Sat Aug 22 2015 9:57am
by blythburgh
Luke_PieStalker wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Members should have number for Richard which they could set as one of the speed dials
We would call it "Get Rich Quick Scheme".
Only problem is you would get his answer machine message 99.9% of the time, claiming he is in some massive important meeting & will get back to you.
Reality - Laid on the sofa, watching Jeremy Kyle whilst slowly demolishing a family sized bag of minstrels.
How could you write such lies about Richard.
It is Maltesers not Minstrels
Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Sat Aug 22 2015 2:32pm
by kevinchess1
Luke_PieStalker wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Members should have number for Richard which they could set as one of the speed dials
We would call it "Get Rich Quick Scheme".
Only problem is you would get his answer machine message 99.9% of the time, claiming he is in some massive important meeting & will get back to you.
Reality - Laid on the sofa, watching Jeremy Kyle whilst slowly demolishing a family sized bag of minstrels.
Yes well he likes to know what you're upto Luke, Is it true that you hold the JK record for most failed paternity DNA tests
43 and counting, so RY tells me
Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Sun Aug 23 2015 7:39pm
by Boro Boy
Up-date the website so it is smart phone friendly.....
Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Sun Aug 23 2015 11:09pm
by Luke_PieStalker
Yes well he likes to know what you're upto Luke, Is it true that you hold the JK record for most failed paternity DNA tests
43 and counting, so RY tells me
Slightly mixed up there - I have the record for most failed DNA tests yes, but its all from women trying to remove any evidence that they actually slept with me.
Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Sun Aug 23 2015 11:15pm
by kevinchess1
Luke_PieStalker wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Members should have number for Richard which they could set as one of the speed dials
We would call it "Get Rich Quick Scheme".
Only problem is you would get his answer machine message 99.9% of the time, claiming he is in some massive important meeting & will get back to you.
Reality - Laid on the sofa, watching Jeremy Kyle whilst slowly demolishing a family sized bag of minstrels.
He does listen to the phone callers before ignoring them
Best bet is too start with 'Hi it's dirty Dave;s Donor Deals here I'm doing 'Buy one get one free deals. Spend a fiver and get a free rabies jab.'
He will have picked up the phone quicker than expresso pick up that shilling he drop that time
Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Thu Aug 27 2015 8:15am
by Richard Frost
Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Mon Sep 21 2015 12:57pm
by expressman33
Could a report which details the transactions that make up each payment, be created ?
Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Mon Sep 21 2015 4:30pm
by blythburgh
expressman33 wrote:Could a report which details the transactions that make up each payment be created ?
Screenshot your account the day you request money and compare it to the one after you get the money would do it, but time consuming of course.
Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Mon Sep 21 2015 4:58pm
by myfyr
List of all historic payments made, can only see the last 10 at the moment i think.
Re: Outstanding Tech jobs
Posted: Mon Sep 21 2015 6:26pm
by expressman33
blythburgh wrote:expressman33 wrote:Could a report which details the transactions that make up each payment be created ?
Screenshot your account the day you request money and compare it to the one after you get the money would do it, but time consuming of course.
but that wouldn't show the itemised cashback from each merchant for that payment