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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Alec3720 » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:33 pm

Best joke at Edinburgh festival - TIM VINE- "I am selling my Hoover, it was just collecting dust!"

Sorry I thought it said CLEANING JOKES!!!

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Post by 1960mackem » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:59 pm

blythburgh wrote:
rayf wrote:
blythburgh wrote:Quetsion: Why did the woman cross the road?

Answer: I do not know but what the heck is she doing out of the kitchen?
that's rather sexist - perhaps the washing machine was on the other side :oops:
OK I will l spare the feelings of those who think this is sexist and change it to:

Question: Why did Kev cross the road?

Answer: I do not know but what the heck is he doing out of the kitchen?

If you ever see him out of the kitchen just choux him back in :oops:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:11 pm

Alec3720 wrote:Best joke at Edinburgh festival - TIM VINE- "I am selling my Hoover, it was just collecting dust!"

Sorry I thought it said CLEANING JOKES!!!

I heard he nicked it off his sister with the fruity name
heard it though the grape vine :oops:
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Post by rayf » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:31 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:Well I think ,that vacumn joke sucks :lol:
yeah - a load of rubbish! :oops:
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Post by rayf » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:35 pm

I was going to post some jokes about the unemployed but they really do not work. :oops:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:44 am

Louis van Gaal say Man u current form is 'Unacceptable.' :thumbdown:
He's got a point. :D
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Post by macliam » Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:07 pm

I see the Russian army is now carrying out exercises on the border with Finland.

............or as Putin calls it, "window shopping." :shock:
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Post by macliam » Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:15 pm

Alistair Darling told Alex Salmond that his conspiracy theories are getting out of control. :crazy:

Alex asked how much the government had paid him to say that....... :wtf:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:45 pm

Manchester United
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Post by macliam » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:42 pm

NATO Summit: "It isn't true that we are dependent on Russia for Gas. Putin isn't pulling our strings!", said Prime Minister Pinocchio of Italy
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