Clean jokes - 2015

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Aug 25 2015 9:48am

Enough with the music shop jokes
Stop Harping on about them

Scrabble817 · Post by **Scrabble817** » Fri Aug 28 2015 11:48pm

Had some fission chips yesterday but ended up with atomic ache.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Aug 29 2015 1:37pm

There's been a fight between two of the relay teams at the World Athletics Championships, police say it may've been race related

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Aug 30 2015 4:03pm

I've formed an internet based tribute band called "The Black IPs".

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Aug 31 2015 10:29am

SCENE -
Sunderland Tesco,
Dick Advocaat is really struggling with his shopping at the check out
CHECK OUT GIRL - "Can you manage?"
DICK - "Don't you start"

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Sep 06 2015 11:51pm

Richard has just told me that he wants to play leapfrog on his own, he needs to get over himself.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Sep 10 2015 3:04pm

I don't like to use the band name 'Little Mix'. I prefer the term 'leprechauns'.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Sep 10 2015 11:19pm

I've been tracing my family tree at the library today.

No way am I'm paying their photocopying prices.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Sep 17 2015 2:45pm

Forget "Dislike", I won't be happy until Facebook introduces a "Spud-u-like" button

1960mackem · Post by **1960mackem** » Thu Sep 17 2015 3:07pm

kevinchess1 wrote:Forget "Dislike", I won't be happy until Facebook introduces a "Spud-u-like" button

The new system will just have two buttons and it'll depend in what order they're pressed

"like dis"

or "dis like"

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