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by kevinchess1 » Fri Jun 17 2016 11:50pm
Mackem at Customer Service in MorrisMens
'This is a complete rip off, i want me money back!'
CS 'And what is the problem with the Instant Bar-B-Que?'
M 'Look at the picture.'
CS 'Picture?'
M 'It shows steaks, sausages, chicken and burgers. I didn't get any of that, just a load of black charcoal.;
CS 'Sir it does state 'Illustrative purpose only.'
M 'Don't try and hide behind your fancy Latin terms a to try and confuse me, It's a rip off
CS 'Okay sir I will give you a full refund IF you have a receipt.'
M 'Well of course I do.' says Mackem handing him a crumpled piece of paper.'
CS ' Wait it says here you brought 4 of these, where are the other 3?'
M 'In me freezer.'
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