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by kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 14 2016 4:45pm
Luke's blind date with Lotty wasn't going to well
'So' she asks 'is there anything, anything ANYTHING interesting about you?'
'Well, I have this gift or sixth sense or physic ability to tell the day a women was born just by feeling her breasts!'
'No way! really? you're kidding me. how do you do that?'
'I'm not certain, I just know.'
'Okay then do me.'
Luke undoes a couple of buttons and puts his hand under her bra and start having a good grope. after about 30 seconds she asks 'Well?'
'In a minute I'm working it out.'
Another 30 seconds go by and she asks 'Well have you worked it out yet?'
'nearly, just need a little more time.'
After another 20 second she yells 'For goodness sake what day was I born?'
Luke looks up and says 'Yesterday.'
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