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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 08 2016 4:33pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Oct 09 2016 12:35pm

I was attacked last night in the street by a bloke with a power tool, there I was just minding my own business then BOSCH!
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Post by Scrabble817 » Mon Oct 10 2016 10:12am

A large flightless South American bird has escaped from the local zoo. Drivers are advised to check their rhea view mirrors.
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Post by blythburgh » Mon Oct 10 2016 11:17am

Scrabble817 wrote:A large flightless South American bird has escaped from the local zoo. Drivers are advised to check their rhea view mirrors.
Or ostrich the consequences and feel a right emu
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 10 2016 8:29pm

Blackpool football team are sponsored by Wonga

For our pre match talk are they told to go out and give 1479% :?:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Oct 12 2016 2:25pm

Luke(Swaggering) 'My girlfriend is like an Iphone 7 :!: '

'But but you don't have an Iphone 7.'

Luke 'I KNOW.' starts crying
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Oct 14 2016 11:13pm

Luke asked out a blind woman
she told him she's seeing someone.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 15 2016 12:13pm

My wife says she wants a man who's funny & spontaneous but when I tap the window late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic & screaming
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 15 2016 9:47pm

I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!!

I'm going to park the car and walk in.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Oct 16 2016 5:35pm

I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password

"Have some respect for the dead!" he said

I replied "Is that all lower case :?:
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