Clean jokes - post 'em here

1960mackem · Post by **1960mackem** » Thu Nov 03 2016 9:38am

Chris Eubank has just written a book on Ethics - if it's a success he'll write one about Kent

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Nov 03 2016 7:37pm

1 in 5 people live in denial.
Not me

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Thu Nov 03 2016 8:10pm

kevinchess1 wrote:1 in 5 people live in denial.
Not me

and another 1 in 5 always blames others.
kev said that, not me

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Nov 04 2016 11:10pm

I bought one of those self-assembly bird tables a while back.
The lazy things haven't even opened the box - all they've done is poo on it.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Nov 05 2016 2:45pm

Remember boys and girls.

Do not handle any fireworks!!

Leave them to the adults who have been drinking all day.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Nov 06 2016 11:35am

Once I beat up the school bully with a baseball bat.

Both his arms were completely broken.

Which is what gave me the courage to do it.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Nov 08 2016 9:42pm

The inventor of the Chinese whisper died today.

May he test tins of peas.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Nov 11 2016 9:40pm

Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week...

Might go if I've got nothing on.

Denant · Post by **Denant** » Fri Nov 11 2016 9:55pm

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.......next time i'll put it on aloha heat

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Nov 13 2016 3:38pm

I love watching flowing water on the internet.

In fact, I'm watching a live stream right now.